Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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whats black and strange a paki

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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A Blond and a Brunette are falling down to their deaths, which one hits the ground first? Does it matter? They both die anyway.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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