Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Neronism is based on the belief that respect and love for one self and ones opinions, combined with respect and love for the opinions of those which follow the same concepts, is the right thing to do. Now behold what religion has done, it spreads fear and poverty, demands the submission of free will and belief in oneself, which again leads to pedophilia, abuse and discrimination of women, abuse and hate, which breeds life to wars agony, suffering poverty and disease in the name of what defines love these days for some "might exist and be jealous and cruel God which loves you so much, that he gives you the option behind serving him or endless suffering..." Not to mention, this fear of eternal torment, being passed on for generation to generation, creating endless wars since the dawn of mankind. Know that we do consider outsiders inferior, but we do not hate you, we pity you, we will not make you suffer, as you due to your path, suffer enough already. Now ask yourself, if we are what you could say those that represent anti-religion, as we go on knowing this, we can not only do better than religion... ...But the hell if we can do worse! Moral: "We will not walk with pride into the light, we will not go into war against those we disagree with, instead we walk in the dark with humility and listen to our hearts and the one of others in order to find our definition of love and kindness... ...Otherwise Neronism would just be yet another fucking religion, and there is enough of that in this world already. If you listen then you know who I am in spirit, if not then you might have learned something new.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because animals walking across a paved street is a very common occurrence ever since the industrialization of the modern world.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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