- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

I? Everett

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

get in the car.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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