A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

so i was F***in this guy the other day with my penis.....shit! i mean i was F***in this girl and i jizzed

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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