Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

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Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding the holocaust? A worm

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

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What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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