- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Knock knock. Get out!!

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

penis?

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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