MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

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How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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