- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

being sober in a bar fight

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

A gay man watches football.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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