- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Y u do dis?

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

What's 2+2? Fish

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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