- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Women outside of the kitchen.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Boner

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Dumbledore dies.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

Women's Rights

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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