a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

A American seeking into mexico

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Anti Joke

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