- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

osama bin laden is dead

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

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