- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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