What do you call a black man with no legs? A fine example of the consequences of drink driving. Make sure you are physically stable or not under the effects of depressants, drugs or any form of alcohol before deciding to use a motor vehicle.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

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a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

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Three baby seals walk into a club...

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Dont read this joke

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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lets bomb africa

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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