knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

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Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why such the long face?" the horse is now crying in tears because the bartender made him. by Brennan pickrell

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

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how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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