What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What did john say to bob Hey bob

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

I walk into a bar...

knock knock who's there? doorbell repairman

I like U.............................nicorns :D

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Mom, how do you make babies? When a daddy and mommy love each other very much... They play with trains and tunnels!(Yay!)

What do you call double A's? Batteries

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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