why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because his hands were amputated.

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what do you call a top thats spining? A spinning top

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Why doesn't Andy wanna bend over to puck something up? That's how he got assraped!

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

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