- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

What's the best part about having sex with a 9 year old in the shower? Pedophilia is a crime, and the people that do it are very sick individuals. The fact that you even thought there was a 'best' part disgusts me.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

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