- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Terraria

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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