- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

so...um, yeah

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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