What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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A guy walked into a bar. He got drunk. He hit a small child with his Suburu and was charged with a DUI.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Anti Joke

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