- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did nims chinnie? Fins.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call a black woman working at a bar? A Bartender. What do you call an asian woman working at a bar? A Bartender.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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