"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Immigration Laws

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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