- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

scraggle is in you pillow case

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What is the best joke ever? 1D

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

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