How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Julian Ha.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

don't read this

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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