A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

save me from the nothing ive become

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why do things made by Glen taste so good? Because he has mastered the cream

Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What's big, grey, and can't climb a tree? A car park.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Q- How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A- You Poke Her Face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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