Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Ily bae

you suck

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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