- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

What do you call an amazing person Good

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

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