- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

You will not press the like button.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

Robin, get in the car!

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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