- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

can you touch your toes? no

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

The Blonde walked into a wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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