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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What did the old man say? Im old

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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