what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up.

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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