Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

12 niqqa 12.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

what did the Nazi do when his Jewish rabbit died? silly Nazi rabbits don't have religion

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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