I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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womans having rights.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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Equal rights!

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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wenis

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Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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