- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

all the kids had fun

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

Two hippies walk into a bar. They are both asked to leave because they are in violation of the 'no shoes, no service' policy.

What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

Roses are red, violets are blue, you have a disease, it's called cancer.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

penis

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Firgen and the blung brigade

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

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