Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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whats brown and booky a book.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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Q. How do you make time fly? A. It is highly impossible to make time fly for there is 24 hours in a day, 60 minutes in an hour, and 60 seconds in a minute so therefore the time flows how it should and we do not have such power to do it even though many people claim they do when they know they really don't

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roses are refds violet are xaflj;k it sucks having turretts syndroewe

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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