- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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