what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

A jew enters a mall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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