What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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