- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

Caramel Boing.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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