- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Why? Why not?

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

How did my grandparents survive the Holocaust? Well for starters, it helps that they weren't Jewish, they didn't live in Europe, and quite frankly, they probably would have supported Hitler because they were right wing pricks.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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