What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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What is life? Paul.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

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What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

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What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Q:Do you know why Jesus would not be a good goalkeeper? A:Because he never played football

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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