What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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I read the terms of service.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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What is better than a dead baby nailed to a tree? A dead baby nailed to 10 Trees.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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