What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

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What did the fish say after he

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

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did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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