Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Q: How do you get an elephant in a refrigerator in three easy steps? A: You open the refrigerator door, you put the elephant inside, you close the refrigerator door. Q": How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator in four easy steps? A": You open the refrigerator door, you take the elephant out, you put the giraffe inside, you close the refrigerator door.

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How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Why did Bert go to the doctor? He had an appointment.

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Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

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What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

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If you were expecting an antijoke you have come to the wrong place however here is a good recipe for a cake: Ingredients 2-1/2 cups 2% milk 1 cup butter, cubed 8 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped 3 eggs 2 teaspoons vanilla extract 2-2/3 cups all-purpose flour 2 cups sugar 1 teaspoon baking soda 1/2 teaspoon salt FILLING: 6 tablespoons butter, cubed 4 ounces bittersweet chocolate, chopped 2-1/2 cups confectioners' sugar 1/2 cup heavy whipping cream GANACHE: 10 ounces semisweet chocolate, chopped 2/3 cup heavy whipping cream Directions In a large saucepan, cook the milk, butter and chocolate over low heat until melted. Remove from the heat; let stand for 10 minutes. Preheat oven to 325°. In a large bowl, beat eggs and vanilla; stir in chocolate mixture until smooth. Combine the flour, sugar, baking soda and salt; gradually add to chocolate mixture and mix well (batter will be thin). Transfer to three greased and floured 9-in. round baking pans. Bake 25-30 minutes or until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean. Cool 10 minutes before removing from pans to wire racks to cool completely. For filling, in a small saucepan, melt butter and chocolate. Stir in confectioners' sugar and cream until smooth. For ganache, place chocolate in a small bowl. In a small saucepan, bring cream just to a boil. Pour over chocolate; whisk until smooth. Cool, stirring occasionally, until ganache reaches a spreading consistency. Place one cake layer on a serving plate; spread with half of the filling. Repeat layers. Top with remaining cake layer. Spread ganache over top and sides of cake. Store in the refrigerator. Yield: 16 servings.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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