- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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