what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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A American seeking into mexico

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Yo mommas so fat We are terribly concerned about her health

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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Soccer...

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So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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