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My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.