- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Mahmy

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

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