A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Diarrhea

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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