- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

The guy told a funny joke. Why wasn't the other guy laughing? Because he was having a heart attack

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What do you call a person with disabilities? Names.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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