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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

KILL WHITEY

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Where can I apply for janitor school?

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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