What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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a man walked into a bar....

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Pineapple.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Chuck Norris can speak Japanese. Believe it or not he is actually multilingual, he speaks Spanish and French as well.

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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