- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

my mind's eye?

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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