- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Go away still nothing to see

justin beiber sucks

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

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