four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Your gay

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

If life throws you fried chicken your probably black

1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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