Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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people magazine

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Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

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What do you call a person in a morgue? Dead.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Jokes Ki Duniya

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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