Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

Knock, Knock No one was home.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

- have you heard about the guy who got the left side off the body cut off? - no. - He died

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

What is better than life? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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