could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

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What's the difference between a dead black man in the road, and a dead dog in the road? One is a human being that probably leaves behind family and friends that will miss his absence. The other is an animal that will also be missed, but to a lesser degree since dogs don't form a bond with people other than the family it shared its life with. In either of the two cases, if I witnessed the accident that caused the death, I would promptly notify the authorities so as to make sure that the driver of the vehicle that hit them would be subjected to a breathalyzer test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Obama

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am schizophrenic ...and so am I

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What is orange and annoying? A purple potato.

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Yo mamma so fat that when she gets in bed she gets sleepy

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Female Orgasms

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My mum is called Steve

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

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why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

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What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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