(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

You dropped something.... Yo lip

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Phew... it's gone.

What's 9 + 10 19

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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