Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

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