the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Which is funnier: a sack of coal or a sack of old clothes? Neither is particularly funny.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are many things that could be considered worse than finding a worm in one's apple. In addition, the matter of better or worse depends upon the point of view of the person in question, so what is worse than finding a worm in one person's apple may be preferable to finding a worm in another person's apple.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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Do you know what has always angered me about people not choosing to control their own lives Nero?

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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Please Rape William Wright

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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With all due respect, I do underestimate myself, there is not a single person I know that has not told me that, but if I wanted to, I would not even had to make the effort to have you removed, hell I had to pull favors and owe people things in order to keep you safe. I could have said the rest of you, but had I not known you, had you not been one of my co-workers back then, I would not have gone to the extremes that i did, you are beautiful, but what does that have to do with anything? Do you think that if I did not know you I would go "that one is sexy, release her?" Even if I did, I do not have authority, I work for them.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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What ended the black family's picnic? Rain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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