- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Assuming the fact that these children are in fact deceased, it would be highly inprobable that they could perform any task. Or that they would need to see any light at all, since the point of that dark room is to keep them concealed.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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