- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I just drank a cola.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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