How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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Not really a anti joke: Superman is flying over town when he suddenly spots a completely naked Spiderwoman moaning and all sweaty while rubbing her her legs, This gets Superman really h0rny but does not want to get caught, so he flies down and bangs away so fast nobody notices a thing a thing and leaves. Spiderwoman: Hey honey whats wrong? Please come lie on top of me again! Invisible Man: AAAAAAARGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE I HAVE A DAMN BOWLING BALL UP MY ASS HOLE!!!

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

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my wife out of the kitchen

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Jimmy Saville

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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why did the Asian father want his son to be a doctor? because he wants his son to live good life so he could have a loving family and a payable job.

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