- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Prostitution is bad.......

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

knock knock no no you go now i clean

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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