What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

I C U P White stuff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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