Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are sharing a meal on the Titanic. They all died for the women and children first.

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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