- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

You were born.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Guest what in the butt

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Women's Rights

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

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