- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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poopy is poopy

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What did Hitler say to the black jew? Get to the back of the oven

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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