How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

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What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

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Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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bronson watt walks into a bar.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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