- Anti Joke

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Yo momma's so ugly. Most people do not enjoy looking at her

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

nothing

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said