- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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