- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

whats brown and booky a book.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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