Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

whats green and slimy? green slim

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

whats white and sticky glue

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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