- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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