roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Anti Joke

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