What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Robin, get in the car, please.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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ure mama's so fat

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I'm HIV positive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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