I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Through him a survival buoy

What did hitler give his granddaughter? A gas bill.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Not Suzy" "Why?" "Because she has no arms"

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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