- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

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What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How many Alzheimer patients does it take to make the bed? How ma......

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

You dropped something.... Yo lip

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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