2 corpses are sitting on a bridge one fell down both are dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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Nickelback

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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