- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

That's illegal What? Your mom

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??