What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

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Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

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whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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