- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How old is victor? Half past dead

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

I was once a hamster.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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