Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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this website even though its hilarious.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

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Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

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What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Your life

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Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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