Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Sex

Daniel is a fag

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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