Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Justin Bieber

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

It says so on your cap.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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