Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

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Q: Whats the difference between nude pics and your mom? A: I can wackk off to nude pics

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

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What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

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knock,knock you suck

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roak

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sdfrgtyuki

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Why did the man jump out of the plane? Because the plane was losing fuel fast so he grabbed a parachute and went for it and realized that was the only one left so everyone died a horrible death.

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Vagina Boob

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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