- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Obama Getting Re-Elected.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

You know what's cool? Yep.

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Wait! hundred billions!

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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