- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

a skinny sumo wrestler

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

Josh is sooo great at blowing, xoxo Dylan Hodge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Robert: wanna hear a joke? Robort:ok, shoot. Robert: BANG!

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