a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Here's a joke for you, my life...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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