- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

The Labour Party.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

What is better than tissues? Correct!

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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