- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q: Why did the boy have a bloody nose? A: Because a serial killer split his head in half with an axe.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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