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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

If you have a stroke, call 000

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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