- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

belly button

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

Y u do dis?

first

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Penis

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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