An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

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What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

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How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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I love alchohol!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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