- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

Pickles

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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