- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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