Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

yo mommas so ugly that as a child she was often teased for her looks.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

the lemon was sweet.

Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Once upon a time

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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