- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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