- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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