A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar, they manage to have a delightful evening, despite their religious differences.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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