- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

hi

What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??