What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

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I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

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Once upon a time a was born

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Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

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What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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