Two clarinets were locked in a case for 20 years. They both play well.

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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why did the boat crash? a tomato was driving

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

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why did the squirrel cross the road? -because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Hey Shea

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

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Anti Joke

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