Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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You're a big fat monkey.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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A gay man watches football.

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who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

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What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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black people

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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