- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: The Police. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

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