How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

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how much fish could a chicken

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Your sex life.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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