- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

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