you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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rent a cops

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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Anti Joke

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