- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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