- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

why wont chin ever take his hat off because his head will be cold

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Yo Dawg, I heard You Like Kittens and Volcanoes... So, I threw Your Kitten In A Volcano.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What do you call a child sitting alone in the back of a bus? Anti-social and on the verge of depression.

whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What does water taste like? Water

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

Why did the blonde's parents take away her car? She didn't pay for half the insurance like she said she would.

why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

black people swimming

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