- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

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