Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

the redsox

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

whats white and sticky? a white stick

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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