your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

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Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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