- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Flowers are colors Love me

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

two penguins are hanging out in Antartica. the one looks to the other an says "man its really cold out" the other quicky waddles away because of the strange alien sound its friend just made

How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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