- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

ok, a family walks into a talant agency, the talent agent says "What can you do". The family breaks out into a sing and dance routine, and do nothing sexual in their routine.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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