What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Knock Knock No solicitors

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

12 niqqa 12.

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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