- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

wanna here a joke? you.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

White NBA players.

why was the black man on the bus? cause he needed to get to work

Hey ask me if i'm a train? Are you a train? No...

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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