- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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