- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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