- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What mouse walks on two legs? Mickey Mouse. What bear walks on two legs? Winnie the Pooh. What duck walks on two legs? All of them, dumbass.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

This isn't funny.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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