Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

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What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

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what is orange? an orange

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

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What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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