Im gay What about you

My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What's 9+10 Ebola

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

And you honored it I see :P

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

Regarding the "I will violate you, your children and your parent if you thumb me red" comment belo. I had a green thumb, I know because I gave it to myself because I am awesome... Now I got none... I person that this this, I cannot wait to X-mas where I will be violating them all, tell them, and as thus remind you that this was their Christmas present from you... Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: Yes, I am your neigbor... I cant wait for slot number 24 on my christmas calendar... There is a picture of you and your family... Yummy!

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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