- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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