Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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My mum is called Steve

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

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Ben Affleck

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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