- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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