- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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