- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller watch TV? Because at 19 months she contracted what is believed to be scarlet fever which caused an acute congestion of the stomach and brain which caused her to loose sight and hearing.

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Tim likes girls

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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