- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

a suicidal man walks up 49 floors and enters a room and opens the window. hes worked there for 5 years and the air condition is broken

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

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